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These are the Lyrics to that Zany theme song!!!!

(Director) Would somebody please que that bird?

Samuai Pizza Cats! (oh yeah)

Who do you call when you want some pepporoni? (samurai pizza cats)

Samuai Pizza Cats (right on!)

They're steppin out crime, and ya know that aint balony!

There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch (that's right)

A heck of a fighter, makes a heck of a lunch!

And Little Polly Esther who's never afraid (that's me)

of going into battle when the bad guys invade!

Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantice rover.

This cat gets down down with a love hangover!

Here come the Pizza Cats!

They're so bad, they,ve got mor fur than any turtle ever had!

They're stronger than old cheese... (stronger than old cheese)

Stronger than dirt... (stronger than dirt)

Step on their tails... and you won't get hurt (don't hurt me)

Samuai Pizza Cats... They're fighting crime, All over town!

Four... Three... Two... One... The Pizza Cats are one the run!

The Big Cheese is the villain, whos lower than low.

It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo.

We've got a nast bad bird and some nasty ninja crows.

As soon as someone finds the script we might begin the show!

Sit right back kick up your feet and turn the sound up high,

If you want the full effect go eat a pizza pie!!(ha ha ha)

That isn't good enough for ya? Well you can listen to it using this link! The theme song!